Holiday Gift List Music for the Privacy Obsessed


 

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What to buy for the person in your life who is personally, politically or compulsively dedicated to privacy?

Well, you know the tune--nondenominationally repurposed here for the privacy obsessed, so sing along.

On the twelfth day of the holidays my true love gave to me: 

Twelve PrivacyMonkey reusable webcam covers and stickers;

Eleven “It’s not Hip to Violate HIPAA” mugs;

Ten “Well at Least the NSA is Listening to me” bumper stickers

Nine shrubs for a privacy hedge;

Eight private jets;

Seven “Yes We Scan” NSA Prism program cups;

Six privacy books from Amazon; 

Five 3M Gold Privacy screen filter products;

Four nights in a private residence at the Four Seasons Bora Bora resort;

Three International Association of Privacy Professionals memberships

Two Anti-drone burqas;

And a “Trust Me, I’m an Information Security Analyst” T-shirt.

And all of the above are suggestions only if you decide not to give an 8x10 autographed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt photo of the actor in the role of Edward Snowden. 

Regardless of what you decide to give from the list, make sure you follow basic online cybersecurity shopping hygiene.

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