Holiday Gift List Music for the Privacy Obsessed



What to buy for the person in your life who is personally, politically or compulsively dedicated to privacy?

Well, you know the tune--nondenominationally repurposed here for the privacy obsessed, so sing along.

On the twelfth day of the holidays my true love gave to me: 

Twelve PrivacyMonkey reusable webcam covers and stickers;

Eleven “It’s not Hip to Violate HIPAA” mugs;

Ten “Well at Least the NSA is Listening to me” bumper stickers

Nine shrubs for a privacy hedge;

Eight private jets;

Seven “Yes We Scan” NSA Prism program cups;

Six privacy books from Amazon; 

Five 3M Gold Privacy screen filter products;

Four nights in a private residence at the Four Seasons Bora Bora resort;

Three International Association of Privacy Professionals memberships

Two Anti-drone burqas;

And a “Trust Me, I’m an Information Security Analyst” T-shirt.

And all of the above are suggestions only if you decide not to give an 8x10 autographed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt photo of the actor in the role of Edward Snowden. 

Regardless of what you decide to give from the list, make sure you follow basic online cybersecurity shopping hygiene.

To keep up with the constantly evolving world of privacy and security sign up for the Bloomberg BNA Privacy and Security Update.