What to buy for the person in your life who is personally, politically or compulsively dedicated to privacy?
Well, you know the tune--nondenominationally repurposed here for the privacy obsessed, so sing along.
On the twelfth day of the holidays my true love gave to me:
Twelve PrivacyMonkey reusable webcam covers and stickers;
Eleven “It’s not Hip to Violate HIPAA” mugs;
Ten “Well at Least the NSA is Listening to me” bumper stickers;
Nine shrubs for a privacy hedge;
Eight private jets;
Seven “Yes We Scan” NSA Prism program cups;
Six privacy books from Amazon;
Five 3M Gold Privacy screen filter products;
Four nights in a private residence at the Four Seasons Bora Bora resort;
Three International Association of Privacy Professionals memberships;
Two Anti-drone burqas;
And a “Trust Me, I’m an Information Security Analyst” T-shirt.
And all of the above are suggestions only if you decide not to give an 8x10 autographed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt photo of the actor in the role of Edward Snowden.
Regardless of what you decide to give from the list, make sure you follow basic online cybersecurity shopping hygiene.
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